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Clyde is one of 14 New Zealand towns where most people live more than an hour's drive from an adult shop we know of. How we measured this

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That's there and back from Clyde to the nearest adult shop we know of. We deliver for $10 flat, free on orders of $100 or more.

How we worked this out

Drive time is a free-flow road estimate from the town centre to the nearest walk-in place we verified (OpenStreetMap routing, checked 1 October 2026). We doubled it for the trip there and back and rounded down. It leaves out traffic, parking and stops. See how we measured drive times

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Clyde is a small place with a big drive attached. Gore, 146 km away, has the nearest adult shop we could verify.

For about 1,160 residents, sexual health services are further still: Dunedin, about 2 hours 38 minutes by car. Even Alexandra, 9 km down the road, has no verified shop closer than Gore.

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How far is the nearest adult shop?

1h57min

From Clyde it's about 1 hour 57 minutes' drive to the nearest adult shop we could verify, in Gore.

  • Clyde1 h 57 min
  • Dunedin & Otago median10 min
  • New Zealand median6 min
Nearest shop is in
Gore
Distance
146 km
People living here
1,164

Shop list checked 1 October 2026. How we measured this · Compare every region

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Questions about Clyde

Where can I buy sex toys in Clyde?
Right here, online. Every order is delivered discreetly anywhere in New Zealand. It's $10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more, with no rural surcharge. PO Box, parcel locker and rural delivery available. We deliver to Clyde, Alexandra, Cromwell and the stations in between.
Is there an adult shop in Clyde?
No, by our count. Gore, 146 km and about 1 hour 57 minutes by road from Clyde, is the nearest on our 1 October 2026 list. An unconfirmed spot could cut that to about 1 hour 6 minutes. Our method, explained.
Is it discreet in a small town like Clyde?
Yes. You browse in private, pay online, and every order comes in Discreet Packaging. You can also use a PO Box or parcel locker address. In a town of about 1,160, everyone knows everyone.
Is there sexual health help near Clyde?
The nearest we found are both in Dunedin: Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa's clinic, about 2 hours 38 minutes away, and the sexual health clinic at Dunedin Hospital. They're independent of us.
Is Alexandra any closer?
A little. From Alexandra it's about 1 hour 48 minutes to Gore, 9 minutes less than from Clyde.

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Sources

  1. LINZ NZ Gazetteer (place names), accessed 1 Oct 2026
  2. Stats NZ 2023 Census, population by small area, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  3. OpenStreetMap road data, routed with OSRM (ODbL), accessed 1 Oct 2026
  4. Aotearoa Adult Shop Access Index 2026: how we measured it, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  5. Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa Dunedin clinic, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  6. Dunedin Sexual Health Clinic (Dunedin Hospital), accessed 1 Oct 2026
  7. Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa Invercargill clinic, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  8. South Canterbury Sexual Health Service (Timaru Hospital), accessed 1 Oct 2026
  9. Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa Timaru clinic, accessed 1 Oct 2026

Facts on this page last checked 1 October 2026.