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Haumoana has the longest median drive to an adult shop of any Hawke's Bay town with 1,000 or more people: about 14 minutes. How we measured this

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Skip about 25 minutes of driving and around $5 in petrol1

That's a drive there and back from Haumoana to the nearest walk-in place we verified, in Hastings. Or let it come to you: $10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more.

How we worked this out

Drive time is a free-flow road estimate from the town centre to the nearest walk-in place we verified (OpenStreetMap routing, checked 1 October 2026). We doubled it for the trip there and back and rounded down. It leaves out traffic, parking and stops. Petrol is the distance there and back × 8 litres per 100 km × $3.35 a litre, MBIE's national average 91 price for the week ending 25 September 2026, rounded down to the nearest $5. We used 8 L/100 km, below the Ministry of Transport's measured real-world average of 9.2 L/100 km for light petrol cars, so most cars will use more. Your car and route will differ. See how we measured drive times

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Want a browse without the drive to Hastings? From Haumoana, it's about 14 minutes each way.

Haumoana's 1,140 residents have a sexual health clinic about 14 minutes away: Hawke's Bay Sexual Health Service, Hastings. Clive, 4 km from Haumoana, is about 11 minutes from its nearest adult store, in Hastings.

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How far is the nearest adult shop?

14min

From Haumoana it's about 14 minutes' drive to the nearest adult shop we could verify, in Hastings.

  • Haumoana14 min
  • Hawke's Bay median6 min
  • New Zealand median6 min
Nearest shop is in
Hastings
Distance
13 km
People living here
1,140

Shop list checked 1 October 2026. How we measured this · Compare every region

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Questions about Haumoana

Where can I buy sex toys in Haumoana?
Right here, online. Every order is delivered discreetly anywhere in New Zealand. It's $10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more, with no rural surcharge. PO Box, parcel locker and rural delivery available. We deliver to Haumoana and nearby Clive and Hastings.
Is there a sex shop in Haumoana?
No, by our count. The nearest is in Hastings. That's 13 km by road, or about 14 minutes in the car from central Haumoana. The median for Haumoana's residents is about 14 minutes. Read our method.
Is it discreet in a small town like Haumoana?
Yes. You browse in private, pay online, and every order comes in Discreet Packaging. You can also use a PO Box or parcel locker address. That matters in a town of about 1,140, where it's easy to bump into someone you know.
Is there sexual health help near Haumoana?
Your nearest is Hawke's Bay Sexual Health Service, Hastings, 13 km away. Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa's Gisborne clinic is about 3 hours 10 minutes away. They're independent of us.
How does Haumoana compare with Hastings?
Hastings does a bit better: its nearest adult shop is about 1 minute away, in Hastings itself. From Haumoana, it's about 14 minutes away, in Hastings. Compare every town.

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Sources

  1. LINZ NZ Gazetteer (place names), accessed 1 Oct 2026
  2. Stats NZ 2023 Census, population by small area, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  3. OpenStreetMap road data, routed with OSRM (ODbL), accessed 1 Oct 2026
  4. Aotearoa Adult Shop Access Index 2026: how we measured it, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  5. Hawke's Bay Sexual Health Service - Hastings, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  6. Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa Gisborne clinic, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  7. Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa Whanganui clinic, accessed 1 Oct 2026
  8. Sexual Wellbeing Aotearoa Tauranga clinic, accessed 1 Oct 2026

Facts on this page last checked 1 October 2026.