Kiwi-owned
Discreet Packaging 
The details
Description
Dirty Penis Playing Cards are a full deck of poker-ready cards covered in cheerful cartoon penises — printed on waterproof plastic stock so they survive spilled drinks, hot tubs and everything a hens night throws at them.
- Complete standard deck for any card game, from poker to snap
- Playful all-over penis-print artwork on every card
- Deluxe waterproof plastic cards that wipe clean
- Comes in a sturdy plastic case for storage between parties
- An easy gift or icebreaker from Little Genie
Everything packs back into its box afterwards, ready to bring out again for the next celebration.
Ships discreetly anywhere in NZ — free shipping on orders over $100.
How to use & care
- If it's rechargeable, give it a full charge before first use.
- Pair it with a water-based lubricant for comfort and to protect the surface.
- Clean with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild soap before and after use, then air-dry.
- Store it in a pouch, away from other toys and direct sunlight.
- Always follow the instructions supplied with your product.
Materials & safety
See the description above for the materials used in this product.
- Stop using any product that causes irritation.
Shipping & returns
- $10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more.
- Faulty or not as described? We'll repair, replace or refund it under the Consumer Guarantees Act.
- Because of the intimate nature of our products, we can't accept change-of-mind returns.
FAQs
Which lube should I use with it?
A water-based lube is safe with every toy material.
How do I keep it clean?
Wash with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild, unscented soap before and after use, then let it dry completely before storing.
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