Kiwi-owned
Discreet Packaging 
The details
Description
Prepare to flip the bird in style with FU Middle Finger Waterproof Playing Cards! Perfect for your next poker night or poolside showdown, these cards are as bold as they are practical. With a cheeky middle finger pattern, you'll send a clear message: you're here to play and take no prisoners. These waterproof cards laugh in the face of adversity, whether it's spilled drinks or unexpected rain. So show off your best poker face – make sure it's not too serious. Grab your FU deck now, and let the games begin with a splash of humour!
How to use & care
- If it's rechargeable, give it a full charge before first use.
- Pair it with a water-based lubricant for comfort and to protect the surface.
- Clean with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild soap before and after use, then air-dry.
- Store it in a pouch, away from other toys and direct sunlight.
- Always follow the instructions supplied with your product.
Materials & safety
See the description above for the materials used in this product.
- Stop using any product that causes irritation.
Shipping & returns
- $10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more.
- Faulty or not as described? We'll repair, replace or refund it under the Consumer Guarantees Act.
- Because of the intimate nature of our products, we can't accept change-of-mind returns.
FAQs
Which lube should I use with it?
A water-based lube is safe with every toy material.
How do I keep it clean?
Wash with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild, unscented soap before and after use, then let it dry completely before storing.
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