Glitterati Disco Giant Penis Mylar Balloon 90cm
100% Discreet Packaging
100% New Zealand brand
Beat Local Price by 10%
100% Kiwi-Owned
Beat Local Price by 10%
Discreet Packaging
100% Kiwi-Owned
Beat Local Price by 10%
Discreet Packaging
100% Kiwi-Owned
Beat Local Price by 10%
Discreet Packaging
100% Discreet Packaging
100% New Zealand brand
Beat Local Price by 10%Some décor whispers. The Glitterati Disco Giant Penis Mylar Balloon 90cm absolutely does not. This larger-than-life Mylar balloon brings dazzling disco sparkle and an unmistakable silhouette to the hens party — a 90 cm statement piece guaranteed to spark laughter the moment it enters the room.
Some décor whispers. The Glitterati Disco Giant Penis Mylar Balloon 90cm absolutely does not. This larger-than-life Mylar balloon brings dazzling disco sparkle and an unmistakable silhouette to the hens party — a 90 cm statement piece guaranteed to spark laughter the moment it enters the room.
Fill it with air using the included straw and mount it as wall décor or a table centrepiece — or take it to a party store for helium and let it float above the celebrations. Either way, expect it to appear in roughly one hundred percent of the night’s photos.
Mylar is tough but hates sharp corners: inflate gently, don’t overfill, and keep it clear of heaters and ceiling fans. Deflated carefully, it can even live to party another day.
Hens organisers who believe subtlety is for bridal showers — this is for the main event.
How big is it? A full 90 cm.
What’s included? One disco-sparkle Mylar balloon plus a straw for easy inflation.
Air or helium? Both work — air for mounted décor, helium (filled at a party store) for float.
Order it with the rest of the décor — 1–2 day NZ delivery in plain packaging, so the courier stays blissfully unaware.
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