Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons – 5-Pack

Float the party’s attitude right up to the ceiling with the Happy Fucking Birthday Confetti Balloons – 5-Pack. Each high-quality 27 cm balloon comes filled with “fuck you” finger confetti, from the partyware line famously dubbed the official adult-themed party products of 2022. Sassy grandparents approve; the group chat will too.

Pack highlights

• 5 high-quality balloons, each 27 cm
• Pre-filled middle-finger confetti that shakes into view beautifully
• Matches the whole Happy Fucking Birthday tableware and décor line
• Turns an ordinary birthday into a fucking high-class function
• A guaranteed photo-and-video moment at any adult birthday

How to get the best look

Inflate the balloons and give each a gentle shake so the confetti clings and swirls against the sides. Cluster all five behind the cake table, or dot them through the room with the matching napkins, straws and candles for a fully coordinated (and fully unapologetic) setup.

Handling tips

Inflate gently just before the party and keep them away from sharp edges and hot lights — confetti balloons look their best fresh on the day.

Who they’re for

The mate whose birthday card is always the rude one. Adults-only humour, best deployed at 18+ celebrations, flat parties and milestone birthdays.

Common questions

How many balloons in a pack? Five, each pre-filled with confetti.
What size do they inflate to? 27 cm.
Is there matching décor? Yes — napkins, straws, candles and more in the same line.

Order the full theme in one go — fast 1–2 day NZ delivery in plain packaging keeps the birthday ambush secret.