Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws – 8-Pack

Class up your chaos with the Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws – 8-Pack — eight high-quality 20 cm paper straws decorated with glittering “fuck you” fingers. From the party line hailed by media worldwide as the official adult-themed disposable paper products of 2022, they turn an ordinary birthday into a fucking high-class function.

Why they’re a favourite

• 8 high-quality paper straws per pack
• Glittering middle-finger motif that lands the joke instantly
• 20 cm tall length — built for highballs and big birthday pours
• Part of the full Happy Fucking Birthday partyware line
• Approved by sassy grandparents and anyone who loves a laugh

How to style them

Stand them in every glass before guests arrive, or bundle them beside the cake table with the matching napkins, balloons and candles. The glitter finish photographs brilliantly — expect them to feature in every story posted that night.

Use & disposal

They’re sturdy paper straws made to last the length of a long drink — single-use by design, so recycle where facilities allow once the toasts are done.

Who they’re for

Anyone throwing a birthday for a mate whose sense of humour never grew up — and never should. Best for the 18+ guest list, for obvious reasons.

Common questions

How many straws are included? Eight per pack.
How tall are they? 20 cm — the tall party format.
Is there matching partyware? Yes — napkins, balloons, candles and more in the same Happy Fucking Birthday line.

Add the full set to one order and it lands anywhere in NZ within 1–2 days — plain packaging, zero spoilers.