Name: Jar of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Lollies 850g
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: LGCP.1240
Price: 62.99 NZD
Availability: InStock

Jar of Fucks I Have To Give, 850 g tub packed with pastel tart candies

Little Genie

$62.99

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Description

The ultimate gift for the gloriously unbothered — the Jar of Fucks I Have To Give Fruit Lollies (850g) is a hilariously bold jar packed with 850 grams of fruit-flavoured candies, cheekily shaped like a middle finger. Sweet, sassy and endlessly shareable, it's the perfect way to say what words can't.

What makes it fun

Generous 850g jar packed with fruit-flavoured sweets
Middle-finger shaped candies with maximum cheek
Easy-grip jar design so it's always within reach
Big-laugh gift for coworkers, mates and cheeky teasing
Versatile enough to refill a lolly bowl or top a trail mix

How to enjoy

Keep it on the desk for stressful days, gift it to your most unapologetic friend, or set it out at a party for guaranteed giggles.

Good to know

A novelty confectionery gift made for fun. Store in a cool, dry place and check the packaging for ingredient and allergen details before enjoying.

Who it suits

The friend who embraces life's absurdities — and anyone who appreciates a sweet gift with a sharp sense of humour.

How to use & care

If it's rechargeable, give it a full charge before first use.
Pair it with a water-based lubricant for comfort and to protect the surface.
Clean with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild soap before and after use, then air-dry.
Store it in a pouch, away from other toys and direct sunlight.
Always follow the instructions supplied with your product.

Materials & safety

See the description above for the materials used in this product.

Stop using any product that causes irritation.

Shipping & returns

$10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more.
Faulty or not as described? We'll repair, replace or refund it under the Consumer Guarantees Act.
Because of the intimate nature of our products, we can't accept change-of-mind returns.

Shipping policy Returns & refunds

FAQs

How much candy is included?
A hefty 850 grams — plenty to share.

What flavour are they?
Fruit-flavoured, sweet and moreish.

Is it a good gift?
A brilliant one — funny, generous and universally relatable.

Every order ships across NZ in 100% plain, discreet packaging. Strictly R18.

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