Kiwi-owned
Discreet Packaging 
The details
Description
The Jar of Fucks I Have To Give is the gag gift for anyone running low — a 10 cm corked glass jar packed with 15 high-quality wooden "fucks", ready to be dispensed sparingly or hoarded entirely. Hilarious stress relief for yourself or a burnt-out friend.
- 10 cm glass jar with cork stopper and kraft gift tag
- Contains 15 laser-cut wooden "fucks"
- Give one away only when truly warranted
- Desk-safe conversation starter and office gift
- From Little Genie's novelty gift range
Everything packs back into its box afterwards, ready to bring out again for the next celebration.
Ships discreetly anywhere in NZ — free shipping on orders over $100.
How to use & care
- If it's rechargeable, give it a full charge before first use.
- Pair it with a water-based lubricant for comfort and to protect the surface.
- Clean with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild soap before and after use, then air-dry.
- Store it in a pouch, away from other toys and direct sunlight.
- Always follow the instructions supplied with your product.
Materials & safety
Materials named for this product: Glass.
- Stop using any product that causes irritation.
Shipping & returns
- $10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more.
- Faulty or not as described? We'll repair, replace or refund it under the Consumer Guarantees Act.
- Because of the intimate nature of our products, we can't accept change-of-mind returns.
FAQs
Which lube should I use with it?
A water-based lube is safe with every toy material.
How do I keep it clean?
Wash with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild, unscented soap before and after use, then let it dry completely before storing.
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