Name: Bad On Paper Mentally Checked Out Cards 5pk
Brand: Bad On Paper
SKU: CGC015
Price: 53.99 NZD
Availability: InStock

Bad On Paper

$53.99

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Description

Say exactly what everyone's thinking with the Physically at work. Mentally checked out cards 5PK by Bad On Paper — a cheeky, relatable greeting card five-pack ready for whenever the group chat needs a laugh. Witty, well-timed and always on hand, they're the perfect way to mark an occasion with a knowing grin.

Who it suits

For anyone who loves cheeky, relatable humour and likes to be ready with a laugh for birthdays and occasions.

Why you'll love it

Pack of five witty adult greeting cards
Handy 10.5cm x 14.8cm size that fits standard envelopes
Perfect for birthdays, leaving-dos or a well-timed laugh
Relatable humour that lands with almost anyone
Great value — you're always stocked for the next occasion

How to use & care

How to use

Pick a card to match the moment, add your own message inside to make it personal, and pop it in a standard envelope. Keep the rest of the pack tucked away so you're never caught without the perfect cheeky note.

Care & cleaning

Store the cards flat somewhere cool and dry to keep them crisp and crease-free until you need them.

Materials & safety

See the description above for the materials used in this product.

Stop using any product that causes irritation.

Shipping & returns

$10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more.
Faulty or not as described? We'll repair, replace or refund it under the Consumer Guarantees Act.
Because of the intimate nature of our products, we can't accept change-of-mind returns.

Shipping policy Returns & refunds

FAQs

Are they blank inside? Yes — add your own message and make it personal.
Good value? Five cards means you're always ready for the next occasion.
Do they fit standard envelopes? Yes, the 10.5cm x 14.8cm size fits neatly.

Posted discreetly anywhere in NZ by our proudly Kiwi-owned store. R18.

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