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Description
The Dickheads Couples Toothpicks put a tiny dick on every hors d'oeuvre — a twenty-pack of black and white party picks that turn a cheese board into a comedy set.
- 20 toothpicks per pack in matching black and white "couples" colours
- Each pick 11 cm long in sturdy ABS, as pictured
- Stick a dick in your snacks — fun for any occasion, per the box
- Reusable and washable, unlike your guests' composure
- Part of the full Dickheads party tableware line
Catering, but make it inappropriate. Posted in plain packaging anywhere in New Zealand — free delivery on orders over $100.
How to use & care
- If it's rechargeable, give it a full charge before first use.
- Pair it with a water-based lubricant for comfort and to protect the surface.
- Clean with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild soap before and after use, then air-dry.
- Store it in a pouch, away from other toys and direct sunlight.
- Always follow the instructions supplied with your product.
Materials & safety
See the description above for the materials used in this product.
- Stop using any product that causes irritation.
Shipping & returns
- $10 flat shipping, free on orders of $100 or more.
- Faulty or not as described? We'll repair, replace or refund it under the Consumer Guarantees Act.
- Because of the intimate nature of our products, we can't accept change-of-mind returns.
FAQs
Which lube should I use with it?
A water-based lube is safe with every toy material.
How do I keep it clean?
Wash with warm water and a toy cleaner or mild, unscented soap before and after use, then let it dry completely before storing.
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